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🎉 JACK! 🎉


Look at the address bar. That's yours now. Merry Christmas. 🎄

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Official Certificate of Ownership

Certificate of Ownership

This certifies that JACK PIGGINS is the rightful, official and slightly bewildered owner of PIGGINS.ME. Awarded this Christmas for services to being Jack.

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Charlie

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James

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Breaking News

Christmas EditionThe Daily SproutPrice: 1 mince pie

Local man now owns a website

Friends describe gift as "generous", "thoughtful" and "about eight quid".

In scenes described by onlookers as "frankly unnecessary", a local man known only as Jack was this Christmas handed the keys to his very own corner of the internet. The gift, arranged in secret by his mates Charlie and James, was delivered via a present that repeatedly ran away from him.

"I heard shouting," said a neighbour who did not wish to be named. "Then someone yelled 'come back here you little box'. I assumed it was a normal Tuesday."

Experts confirm that owning a domain places Jack in the top percentage of people who own a domain. Economists have yet to comment on whether this makes him technically a landlord.

A reindeer was unavailable for comment, though sources close to the herd say it was "visibly jealous". Charlie and James have announced they will be bringing this up at every social occasion for the foreseeable future.

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Reviews of PIGGINS.ME

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Santa

★★★★★

"Best domain I've ever seen. Would visit again."

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Jack's Nan (probably)

★★★★★

"Honestly didn't know you could own the internet."

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Rudolph

★★★★★

"I asked for one and got socks."

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An Elf

★★★★★

"Loading speed: fast. Owner: questionable."

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What Can You Do With It?

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Terms & Conditions

Domain Ownership Agreement (Festive Edition) — Ref. XMAS/JACK/001

  1. 1.The owner must mention owning a website at least once per social occasion.
  2. 2.Charlie and James retain the right to say 'we got you that' forever.
  3. 3.This domain may not be used for evil, or for tax purposes.
  4. 4.Renewal is the owner's responsibility. We are not doing this again.
  5. 5.By scrolling this far you have agreed to buy the next round.

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Messages

"Jack, I checked the list twice. You were on the naughty one, but your mates got you a website anyway. Don't tell the elves."

— 🎅 Santa

"Congrats on the website. I'd have liked one too. I got socks. Again."

— 🦌 Rudolph

"We wrapped this one ourselves. It took 14 hours and one of us is still stuck somewhere in the settings."

— 🧝 The Elves

Dear Jack,

[YOUR MESSAGE HERE]

Love, Charlie & James 🎄